Será este o mundo que o João Miranda do Blasfémias preconiza?
POLITE POLICE: New rules for police in the United Kingdom include special
guidelines for handlers of police dogs. Officers should consider
whether the dogs might trigger allergies or panic attacks in criminal
suspects, which could lead to "costly compensation claims." Officers
are incensed by the rules. "The whole point of police dogs is to
frighten people rigid," complained one anonymous sergeant. "They should
have considered the mental trauma and possible allergic reaction caused
by 60lbs of foaming Alsatian clamping its teeth to their extremities
before embarking on their criminal escapade." Another anonymous officer
asked, "What's next? Sparing people custody because they have a fear of
enclosed spaces?" (London Telegraph) ...That would save quite a bit of
money too, actually.
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Teoricamente, uma das razões para o Estado deter um banco é a de ter, assim, um forte instrumento de intervenção nas práticas de mercado, funcionando como referência de bom governo e boa conduta. Mas essa parece ser a menor das preocupações de quem - governos - vai mandando na CGD.
Garfield on the oil crisis
A lot of folks can't understand how we came
To have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
And
Texas
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Our
DIPSTICKS
Are located in
Washington, DC !!!
Any Questions???
NO? Didn't think So.
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